Uncle Frank Needs New Shorts

So we have this Uncle Frank who lives in Schaumburg, Illinois. Uncle Frank is great. We remember family gatherings where he did magic tricks for all the kids. He had great stories about his old college roommate, Dermot Mulroney. Seems random, that Uncle Frank knew Dermot Mulroney, one of the lesser hierarchy of romantic comedies, but he had some funny stories anyway.

So after graduating from Northwestern, Uncle Frank moved to Schaumburg and started a computer software company, earned an obscene amount of money, and just sort of sat around all day eating take-out and watching episodes of MST3K.

Uncle Frank got kinda big.

Why are we talking about Uncle Frank? Well, he complained a lot that he couldn’t find comfortable clothes. Until we sent him some of these Fruit of the Loom cotton jersey shorts. They’re durable, comfortable, and they have pockets. Uncle Frank loves that.

These Shorts are Awesome

Do you have an Uncle Frank? Does he want comfy shorts with pockets? Or, does he not EVEN KNOW that he needs these shorts. Don’t take a chance. Buy them today.

We carry these in Heather, Charcoal, Black and Navy. Sizes run from 2XL – 4XL. So no matter how “cuddly” YOUR Uncle Frank is, we have the shorts he wants. Nay, that he needs. Fulfilled by Amazon. Sourced by the guy who loves his Uncle Frank.

Hippity Hoppity Easter Basket Bundles

We’ve been awash in plush bunnies and Easter basket grass over here at W.E. Buy lately, preparing our “Super Fun Easter Baskets.” Not to brag, but we’re¬†pretty rad at putting together cute and creative gift baskets.

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See? This is our Super Duper Fun Easter Basket. It’s great for kids of all ages, but will be a big hit with Mickey Mouse fans, especially. It contains a sticker book with over 70 stickers. It also includes a green plush bunny, Easter Bunny glasses, a carrot-themed jump rope and a cute lil’ hopping bunny toy. Oh yeah! And what’s more fun than an Easter-themed ball and paddle set?

Here’s a pic of all the basket’s contents:

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Amazing we fit all that in one little basket , isn’t it? Turns out Liz has an eye for that type of stuff.

Just don't leave her alone with any of the extra toys.

Just don’t leave her alone with any of the extra toys.

Here are some close-up photos of some of the great items in this basket:

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Easter eggs with chocolate crackle candies inside

easter bunny glasses

Easter Bunny sunglasses

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Cute green bunny plush doll

easter paddleball game

Happy Easter Paddle Game

Mickey Mouse sticker book

Mickey Mouse sticker book

Hopping Bunny toy

Hopping Bunny toy

We put it all together, put a clear basket wrap on it, and tie a cute little Easter bow around the top. Each basket is individually packaged in a custom-sized box to minimize shifting contents during shipping.

We plan to offer customized and original bundles and baskets for every holiday, so check back with us frequently to see which great new items we’re offering.

We also made some girls Easter baskets and boys Easter baskets. It’s been so fun. We can’t wait for Mother’s Day – we’ve got some Mother’s Day gift baskets ready already, so stay tuned for a blog post on those babies.

If you’re local, don’t forget that items are available for pickup.