Yeah, you read that right. Beats, not beets. Though beets are earthy and delicious, that’s not what I’m hungry for.
But check ME out. I’m kind of awesome.
I’m a stand for your Beats by Dr. Dre Pill speaker. Sure, you can just sit the pill on the table or whatever, but why would you want to do that? My head swivels so you can direct your sweet tunes right at your earholes. And I’m a handsome devil.
And I look great with any Beats by Dr. Dre Beats Pill. They come in white, red and black, depending on what color you want my grill to be. I look great standing on your desk, on your kitchen table, out on the picnic table – wherever.
I come in attractive packaging – if you pick me up from W.E. Buy you might get one of me that’s been opened and resealed, but none of me or my brothers have ever been used.
That’s right. We’ve been waiting for you. Hustle on out to buy a Beats by Dr. Dre speaker and then order one of me from W.E. Buy. Your coolness factor will boost by at least 300%. Guaranteed. By me. A plastic guy with a mouth hole for your speaker.
Disclaimer – coolness boost not guaranteed by W.E. Buy, LLC, Beat by Dr. Dre or any known entity.